OFF TO TITANI'M OFF TO TITANTired of this old world after allI'm off to Titan and I won't be backcramped in a spaceship bya man named Jack(or was it a gal named Jill?)I never knew for sure as its inventornever held still but jiggled and giggled like someone gone madinsisting on the ship's perfectviability to land safe and sad andsound after cruising the galaxyonto Saturn's orange moonhidden under colossus's of cloudsthat no one had seen so I’ll croon until I get therein my perfect machine(so he or she insisted —or I wouldn't have enlisted)SO I'm off into the bluehaving said my goodbyesa millennial adventurefull of surprisesand who knows who might greet meunder those oceans of mistsome gorgeous vavavoomish never-been-kissedperfect being who’ll administer tomy every whimor (on the other hand) a Gorgon-like grimghoul with twenty arms and droolsor a furry gasser-master withten heads and claws as scratching toolsbut I won't think of any of thisI'm just keeping to my routewhich is up up and awaywithout ever taking my foot off the accelerator until Iget there in one pieceso hello goodbye goodbye hellofor on earth I was a veryjolly good fellow!________________________________________http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/clg/1373376861.html
Where'd everyone go?
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i lost pancakes"A LETTER FROM PANCAKESMelissa,If you get this letter, and it has taken a very long time to find you, then I am sorry.I could not remember our address. I never had a need to memorize it before.I was so scared when we were seperated. I cried and cried and cried. I am not very brave.Luckily, a little girl found me. Her name is Eve. Even though Eve hugged me too tight when we first met, I was happy because I knew then that at least I was not going to die.I tried to explain to Eve about you, my best and only friend Melissa. Eve did not understand. She said she would be my friend. I cried because I missed you, and I really missed the beerz.Eve asked her mom to buy me gummi vitamins. I take one every day. Eve has a dog. Her dog is very scary. He is big and wet and he is called Bruce. Recently, Bruce the big, wet, stinky dog tried to eat me up. I told Eve that I could not live with Bruce any more. I told her I was going to move back to Melissa's house. Eve understood that I did not want to be eaten. She made me promise to stay friends with her even when I live with you. Is that okay?Eve helped me find you, Melissa. Can you please come pick me up? Eve lives in the yellow house on Maple Street. Be careful of Bruce. Love, Pancakes.
I am so glad someone found Pancakes. I was totally freaking out for a while. We love you, Pancakes!!!